my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
my niece was in my room and she suddenly wanted to watch me draw pikachu and when i finished she was like “draw charmander”
she’s 3 years old and already on her way to becoming a pokemon master
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education
in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you
I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”
The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.